Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS
Cinekuest Concludes a True Trilogy–Army of Darkness: Rise of the S-Mart SaviorAs the last of our year’s trilogies we went with one of the most ridiculous, pants-shittingly hilarious takes on demonic possession and time travel your black little hearts of horror could dream of. Imagine if Mel Brooks and the Cryptkeeper tried to direct Lord of the Rings. This is Sam Raimi unleashed baby! With a mega thicc budget and nobody in his way, there was just no stopping him, bringing us a timeless, incomparable medieval monster-fest masterpiece. Directly following the “second” Evil Dead movie, Ash is hurled back in time to the “ye olde” age, where he quickly dominates those primitive screw-heads with his understanding of “compositions and things with molecular structures”. Big brain flex dabs are to be expected with a badass of Ash’s caliber. He’s totally not an absolute pansy-ass (not in front of the primates-they can sense sissyness). Ash is at his best when he’s completely backed into a corner–then the kitty-cat’s chainsaw arm comes out. Pit Bitches beware–the Chosen One Cometh. How will Ash get his ass back in time for work? Them bills don’t pay themselves, yeah? Join Roland, Daniel, and Rey as we wish movies were still this cool (they aren’t).
Support the show by clicking on the link below for merch, podcasts and patreon!
