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Cinekuest Presents: Timecop aka the Van-Damme Sex-Splits
Boom!Boom! Wow, ‘tis the timey wimey for the next CineKuest theme-ageddon! With our first round of the outta timers, we humbly submit to you-our loving viewer(s) the baddest of the asses (wait ‘till you see it), JCVD himself, as Max Walker, a time traveling, high-stomping, man-of-action-mullet-from-the-future. As a part of the Time Enforcement Commission, Walker is a one man mountain of pain kick punching through time to stop rogue time-weebs from going back and investing in google and making bets with an almanac. Unfortunately, the guys in charge of the TEC aren’t too keen on keeping time nice and neat. That costs money, y’know? Gotta think of the deficit….tax payers…budgetary….politicking. How is Walker going to out-flex Senator McComb before he becomes the damn POTUS? Hint: with big balls and a most powerful ass-clap. Join Rey, Daniel, and Roland as we start the new CKV hotness time hijinxs.
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